twothings.

ONE.
i am an effin' IRON CHEF, dammit.

i had my daddy buy me a bag of okra last night.
i was dead set on making some okra gumbo.
but ummm.... i've never made it before, lmao.
i mean, i cooked okra once, but it came out really really bad, lmaoooo.

so today i lookd up a few recipes, but i didn't wanna follow any of them.
so i just looked for what a lot of them had in common.
i went out, bought me some low-sodium chicken broth, a package of sausages, an onion, and some diced tomatoes
and i cooked myself up some okra and sweet sausage gumbo
(effin' Kevin, talmbout "i got a sweet sausage, too [ creepy old guy laugh ]", lmao, his dumb ass)
and then i went to the chinese food place and got myself some white rice
i ain't feel like cooking it, lmao

i just finished a bowl.
IT IS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOODDDD.
sheeeiiiiittt, this is my new recipe.
THAT'S RIGHT
I MADE A RECIPE
AND IT'S DAMN DELICIOUS!



TWO.
kevin is a fool, lmao.

so he calls me up at like 8:45 am talmbout
WAKE YO ASS UP!

lmao. whatever.

so i was talking to him while i was going out to get my white rice
and he was making fun of the asian lady over the phone...

[ phone conversation snapshot ]
Me: you ain't right.
Kevin: Ha! oh please... and let me be bored? i will mess up somebody's DAY!
Me: [ laughing ] you ain't nice. what if i mess up YOUR day?
Kevin: what? you can't mess up my day. you ARE my day. NOW WHAT?!
[ /end phone conversation snapshot ]

<3
i love him.


pAce.